Giant Mushroom

I saw some giant mushroom in the market, so I had to get a couple.  This one is bigger than my hand!  I am not sure how I would cook it, so I am passing them onto Sarah.

Pony Tail Time

My hair is so long that I am sufficiently annoyed to tie up my pony tail.  I will have to keep the it till April, can't wait.

Searching for Scrap Money

Recently I have been searching for scrap money.  I felt like betting is like searching for scrap in the field.  It is draining, but to find something from nothing is never easy.  I just need to remember when I do weigh in my scrap, they all came from my hard work.

Trust the Statistician

When playing a game of chance, trust your odds, trust the statisticians.  Bet hot!

Ham Out

Sarah wanted ham for her sandwiches.  So we made ham, and had the broth.

I got another gammon from the shop, and I will also have ham all week.  I maybe hammed out by the end of the week.

Dioralyte

A great way to make stupid people money is to package something ordinary and slap a label with claims.

Sarah has been advised to drink lots of water, and as a result, she would be losing a lot of essential salts.  So I have been telling Sarah to put salt and sugar in her water to help her rehydrate.

So Sarah told her stupid friend about my suggestion, and she said, "there is no detrimental effect by taking water" and "use Dioralyte, not regular salt".

As soon as I google Dioralyte, main ingredients are sodium chloride, potassium chloride and glucose, go figure.

When I see idiots like that, I really like to correct them.  I just need to remember these people are stupid, and just let them be.  Let them pay 4 quid for nicely packaged salt and sugar.

FB Goes After the Oldies

I started seeing Facebook Advert on TV.  I wondered why, and I think they are doing after the oldies, telling the oldies that connecting with their friends online is a good idea.

Ultimately FB just wants to get more advertisers.